Temat: Chuck Noris
Jak ktos zna angielski i lubi Chucka to czytac :
- On the 7th day, God rested…. Chuck Norris took over.
- Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. DD
- Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
- Chuck Norris dont sleep, he waits.
- Chuck won't die, he will kick into the calendar, from the half turn.
- Actually, Lee H. Oswald didn't kill president Kennedy. Chuck Norris made a roundhouse kick so fast, that he went trough time just in time to block the bullets with his beard. Afterwards, Kennedy died from sheer amazement
I kilka po polsku :
- Chuck...
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